Con el fin de prepararnos para las inminentes (y seguramente crecientes) relaciones comerciales entre México y China, he conseguido un curso relámpago que he decidido titular "Aprenda Chino en Cinco Minutos", el cual pongo a disposición de mis queridos lectores:

1. Are you harboring a fugitive?
       Hu Yu Hai Ding?
2. See me A.S.A.P.  
       Kum Hia Nao
3. Stupid Man  
       Dum Gai
4. Small Horse  
       Tai Ni Po Ni
5. Your price is too high!!  
       No Bai De Thing!!
6. Did you go to the beach?  
       Wai Yu So Tan?
7. I bumped into a coffee table  
       Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a facelift  
       Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here  
       Wai So Dim?
10. Has your flight been delayed?  
        Hao Long Wei Ting?
11. That was an unauthorized execution  
        Lin Ching
12. I thought you were on a diet  
        Wai Yu Mun Ching?
13. This is a tow away zone.  
        No Pah King
14. Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?  
        Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
15. You are not very bright  
        Yu So Dum
16. I got this for free  
        Ai No Pei
17. I am not guilty  
        Wai Hang Mi?
18. Please, stay a while longer.  
        Wai Go Nao?
19. Our meeting was scheduled for next week.  
        Wai Yu Kum Nao
20. They have arrived  
        Hia Dei Kum
21. Stay out of sight  
        Lei Lo
22. He's cleaning his automobile  
        Wa Shing Ka